I don't normally post on here because I don't think I can work up the required level of angst and/or bitchiness. On the other hand, the anonymous authors responsible for this splendid piece of writing seem more than qualified for a LiveJournal entry.
This was found by my housemates at the back of a drawer. It's at least a couple of years old.
We aren't entirely sure whether she's demeaning or demanding, or quite how she can have all these character flaws and yet have no personality, or why the authors (note the multiple styles of handwriting) thought it was a good idea to write down everything they hated about their housemate and then lose the list. Also, "ginger" seems like an unfair criticism. ("Hm, I think she's been particularly ginger today," as Jon put it.)